Batteries for the Home

Very sad, but it seems even battery companies are concerned about their image and some batteries just aren’t pretty enough to make the cut.

“These Rayovac Maximum Plus Alkaline Batteries are cosmetically imperfect. So yes, when your friends and family open your remote control, your mp3 player, your hand battery operated hand tools, or your child’s toys, they’re going to get a glimpse of your embarrassing battery blemishes. However, if you can overcome the name calling “Blemished Battery Buyer Person” and the like, your in for a heck of a great savings. But beware, these batteries never made it into their intended packaging, so you’ll have to store them in the embarrassing box we send ‘em in or use your own container….So, do these batteries a favor and let them know they needn’t feel used and discarded….at least not until they’ve been used and you discard them.”

# 100 unpackaged AAA batteries
# Cosmetically blemished, but otherwise new and in perfect working order
# Alkaline batteries
# Approximate ship date of May 14, 2009
# Batteries have expiration dates in 2010-2013 so they’re good for quite some time.
# These batteries are new, not recharged and not tested and slightly used or pulled out of some camera. They are new, unused, have plenty of remaining dating, they just have cosmetic blemishes.

Go to GraveYardMall to order your lot.

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